And the Lord Proclaimed, Thou Shalt Synth – Funny 80s Classic T-Shirt

Product Introduction

Step into a time machine with the And the Lord Proclaimed, Thou Shalt Synth – Funny 80s Classic T-Shirt, a wearable tribute to synthwave nostalgia and retro humor. Perfect for fans of vintage pop culture, this shirt combines bold typography with a cheeky biblical twist that celebrates the electronic music revolution of the 1980s. Whether you’re attending a retro-themed party or just want to showcase your love for all things neon and nostalgic, this tee is your ultimate conversation starter.

Why This 80s T-Shirt Stands Out

Unlike generic retro apparel, this design merges:

• Memorable humor with a synthwave twist
• Premium fabric built for daily wear
• Versatile styling that pairs with jeans, jackets, or leggings

Specifications and Key Features

Material & Construction

• 100% ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
• Double-stitched seams for durability
• Classic unisex fit (sizes S-XXL)

Design Details

• High-resolution screen-printed graphic that withstands 50+ washes
• Vintage-inspired distressed finish for authentic 80s flair
• Available in 6 retro colors including Synthwave Pink and Matrix Black

Benefits of Wearing This Retro Classic

Owners of this 80s-inspired tee enjoy:

• Instant nostalgia factor at concerts or gaming conventions
• Superior comfort during all-day wear
• Compliments from fellow retro enthusiasts

Pair it with our Stairway to Heaven vintage tee for a complete throwback outfit.

How to Style & Care for Your T-Shirt

Washing Instructions

• Machine wash cold inside-out
• Use mild detergent to preserve print quality
• Tumble dry low or air dry

Outfit Inspiration

Create authentic 80s looks by layering with:

• Faux leather jackets
• High-waisted acid-wash jeans
• Check out our 2021 Oversized T-Shirt for modern retro fusion

Customer Reviews: What Buyers Say

“Wore this to a synthwave concert and got 12 compliments before the first act!” ★★★★★

– Jake T., Verified Buyer

“The print quality survived my gym bag – 10/10 durability!” ★★★★☆

– Maria L., Retro Fashion Blogger

Comparison: Why Choose This Over Similar Tees

Feature	Our 80s Classic	Generic Retro Tees
Fabric Quality	Premium ring-spun cotton	Basic combed cotton
Print Longevity	50+ wash guarantee	6-12 month fading

Discover more alternatives in our humor t-shirt collection.

Where to Buy Your 80s Nostalgia Tee

Available exclusively through our official VuShirt store with:

• Free US shipping on orders over $50
• 30-day easy returns
• Bundle discounts with other retro designs

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizing options are available?

We offer unisex sizing from S-XXL. Check our size chart for measurements.

How long does shipping take?

Most US orders arrive in 3-5 business days. International shipping available.

Is the print eco-friendly?

Yes! We use water-based inks that are non-toxic and biodegradable.

Ready to Own This Piece of 80s History?

Limited stock available! Click below to secure your synthwave statement tee before it’s gone:

Explore more retro styles in our vintage t-shirt collection or check out our Ultimate 80s Style Guide for inspiration!