Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Classic T-Shirt: A Witty Wardrobe Essential

Product Introduction

If you’re a fan of wordplay, wildlife, or simply love a good laugh, the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Classic T-Shirt is your new wardrobe staple. This cleverly designed tee combines humor with nature trivia, featuring the phrase “Attempted Murder” alongside a playful murder of crows illustration. Perfect for bird enthusiasts, pun lovers, or anyone who enjoys sparking conversations, this shirt is more than just apparel—it’s a statement.

Designed by VuShirt, this t-shirt stands out with its bold typography and minimalist artwork. Whether you’re attending a casual gathering, hitting the streets, or simply lounging at home, this tee guarantees smiles and double-takes from everyone who spots its witty design.

Why This Shirt?

• Unique Humor: Merges a classic collective noun (“murder of crows”) with a cheeky twist.
• Versatile Style: Pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or layered under jackets.
• Conversation Starter: Ideal for breaking the ice or showcasing your love for wordplay.

Specifications and Key Features

Design & Material

Crafted for comfort and durability, this t-shirt uses premium cotton fabric that’s soft against the skin and built to withstand repeated washes. The design is printed using eco-friendly, high-definition ink to ensure vibrant colors that won’t fade over time.

• Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Pre-shrunk)
• Fit: Classic Unisex Cut (True to Size)
• Print: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Technology
• Colors: Available in Black, Heather Gray, and Navy

Sizing Guide

Available in sizes S–XXL, this tee offers a relaxed fit suitable for all body types. For a roomier option, explore our Attempted Murder Oversized T-Shirt, designed for maximum comfort.

Benefits of Using the Product

1. Unmatched Comfort

The breathable cotton fabric ensures all-day comfort, making it perfect for outdoor adventures or lazy Sundays.

2. Eco-Friendly Production

VuShirt prioritizes sustainability, using water-based inks and ethically sourced materials.

3. Timeless Appeal

Unlike trend-driven designs, this pun-based classic never goes out of style. Pair it with our Attempted Murder White Funny Design Classic T-Shirt for a coordinated look.

How to Use and Maintain

Washing Instructions

• Machine wash cold inside out.
• Use mild detergent to preserve print quality.
• Avoid bleach and ironing directly on the design.

Styling Tips

Layer it under denim jackets or flannel shirts for a rugged look, or tuck it into high-waisted jeans for a polished vibe. Explore our Essential White Crow Design for a contrasting monochrome style.

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Say

• “Got so many compliments at the park! The print is super crisp.” – Jamie L.
• “My go-to gift for fellow birdwatchers. Hilarious and soft!” – Priya R.
• “Holds up perfectly after months of wear. Worth every penny!” – Diego S.

Comparison with Other Products

Attempted Murder White Funny Design vs. Classic Black

While both tees share the same witty theme, the white variant offers a brighter canvas for the design, ideal for summer outings. The classic black version, however, provides a sleek, versatile base that pairs with any outfit.

Oversized vs. Regular Fit

Prefer a looser feel? Our Oversized T-Shirt delivers extra room without sacrificing style, perfect for layering or a streetwear aesthetic.

Where to Buy

Ready to own this hilarious piece? Purchase the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Classic T-Shirt exclusively at VuShirt’s official store. Enjoy free shipping on orders over $50 and a 30-day return policy!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is the sizing unisex?

Yes! The tee is designed to fit all genders comfortably.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 3–5 business days in the US.

Can I customize the design?

Currently, we offer pre-designed variants, but stay tuned for future customization options!

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