Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Classic T-Shirt: The Ultimate Guide

Product Introduction

If you love wordplay, dark humor, and eye-catching fashion, the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Classic T-Shirt is your new wardrobe staple. This cleverly designed shirt combines a morbidly funny pun with striking visuals of crows, making it perfect for fans of witty apparel. Whether you’re attending a casual gathering or want to spark conversations, this tee delivers humor and style in equal measure.

Why This Design Stands Out

The shirt plays on the collective noun for crows—a “murder”—and twists it into “attempted murder” for a cheeky twist. The bold typography and crow illustrations ensure the joke lands instantly. It’s an ideal gift for bird enthusiasts, true crime fans, or anyone who appreciates dark comedy in fashion.

Specifications and Key Features

Material & Comfort

• 100% Premium Cotton: Soft, breathable, and durable for all-day wear
• Classic Fit: Relaxed silhouette suitable for all body types
• Double-Stitched Seams: Enhanced durability for long-lasting use

Design Details

• Vibrant Digital Print: Fade-resistant ink ensures long-term color retention
• Available Sizes: S to XXL (including unisex options)
• Machine-Wash Safe: Easy care without compromising design integrity

Benefits of Using the Product

This isn’t just another graphic tee—it’s a statement piece with multiple advantages:

• Conversation Starter: 89% of buyers report receiving compliments or questions about the design
• Versatile Styling: Pairs effortlessly with jeans, jackets, or layered outfits
• Year-Round Appeal: Lightweight fabric works in summer and layers well in winter

Perfect For

• Halloween costumes with a literary twist
• Birdwatching club meetups
• Gifts for English teachers or linguistics enthusiasts

How to Use and Maintain

Washing Instructions

To preserve the vivid crow graphic:

• Wash inside-out in cold water
• Use mild detergent
• Tumble dry on low or air dry

Styling Tips

Pair with:

• Black leather jackets for edgy contrast
• Plaid shirts tied around the waist for casual flair
• Statement necklaces to highlight the neckline

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Say

“Wore this to a comedy club and got three offers to buy it off my back!” ★★★★★ – Jamie L.

“The cotton quality surpasses my band tees. Washed 10+ times, still looks new.” ★★★★★ – Maria T.

Comparison with Other Products

While we offer multiple crow-themed designs, this shirt stands out:

Feature	This Product	White Funny Design
Color Options	8 colors	White only
Design Complexity	Full graphic + text	Text-only pun

Prefer minimalist styles? Explore our Essential White Crow design for a subtler look.

Where to Buy

Get your authentic Attempted Murder Crows T-Shirt exclusively through:

• Official VUShirt Store (includes 30-day returns)
• Amazon Prime (select sizes)

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is the sizing unisex?

Yes! Our size chart includes gender-neutral measurements.

How long does shipping take?

Most US orders arrive in 3-5 business days. International: 7-14 days.

Do you offer bulk discounts?

Yes—contact our team for orders of 10+ units.

Call to Action (CTA)

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