Attempted Murder Design Classic T-Shirt: Dark Humor Meets Premium Comfort

Product Introduction

The Attempted Murder Design Classic T-Shirt is a bold fusion of literary wit and streetwear aesthetics. Perfect for fans of Edgar Allan Poe, dark humor, and unconventional fashion, this shirt features a striking raven illustration paired with the phrase “Attempted Murder” – a clever nod to Poe’s iconic poem The Raven. Crafted from 100% premium cotton, it combines edgy design with everyday comfort, making it ideal for casual outings, comic conventions, or unique gift-giving.

Specifications and Key Features

Material & Construction

• 100% ring-spun cotton for superior softness
• Double-stitched seams for enhanced durability
• Medium-weight 4.3 oz fabric (perfect for year-round wear)

Design Details

• High-resolution direct-to-garment (DTG) print
• Fade-resistant ink technology
• Available in sizes S-3XL

Sizing & Fit

• Classic unisex cut (slightly tapered for modern silhouette)
• 1-inch collar ribbing for shape retention
• Machine washable (40+ washes without fading)

Benefits of Using the Product

1. Conversation-Starting Design

This isn’t just another graphic tee – it’s wearable literature. The Attempted Murder Design Classic T-Shirt sparks discussions about classic poetry while showcasing your unique sense of humor.

2. Premium Comfort

Unlike cheap novelty shirts, our ring-spun cotton fabric:

• Breaths naturally to regulate body temperature
• Softens with each wash (no cardboard-like texture)
• Resists pilling for long-term wearability

3. Versatile Styling Options

Pair it with:

• Black jeans and boots for a grunge look
• Blazers for ironic formalwear
• Layered under flannels for casual cool

How to Use and Maintain

Maximize your shirt’s lifespan with these care tips:

• Wash inside-out in cold water
• Use mild detergent (avoid bleach)
• Line dry or tumble dry low
• Iron on reverse side (medium heat)

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Are Saying

• “Finally found a Poe shirt that’s not cheesy! The print quality is amazing – 5 stars!” – Sarah M. (October 2023)
• “Wore this to a book club meeting – we spent half the time discussing the design!” – James R. (September 2023)
• “Surprisingly soft compared to other graphic tees I’ve owned.” – Lisa T. (August 2023)

Comparison with Other Products

While our Attempted Murder Crows Classic T-Shirt offers similar themes, this design stands out with:

• Enhanced typography clarity
• 20% larger raven illustration
• New color options (Heather Grey and Midnight Black)

For literary purists, the Edgar Allen Poe Essential T-Shirt offers direct quotes, but lacks our signature humor twist.

Where to Buy

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is this shirt true to size?

A: Yes! We recommend your usual size for a classic fit. Check our size guide for detailed measurements.

Q: How long does shipping take?

A: Most US orders arrive in 3-5 business days. International shipping available.

Q: Can I return if it doesn’t fit?

A: Absolutely! We offer 30-day hassle-free returns.

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