Beating for Coffee, not you! Classic T-Shirt

Beating for Coffee, Not You! Classic T-Shirt: The Ultimate Blend of Comfort & Humor

Product Introduction

Start your day with a smile and a caffeine boost using the Beating for Coffee, Not You! Classic T-Shirt. This cleverly designed apparel combines coffee culture humor with premium comfort, making it perfect for baristas, office workers, and anyone who prioritizes their morning brew over drama. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee features a relaxed fit and a bold graphic that sparks conversations wherever you go.

Why This Shirt Stands Out

• Witty Design: Features a large coffee cup graphic with text declaring your priorities
• All-Day Comfort: Breathable fabric perfect for coffee runs or casual Fridays
• Universal Appeal: Unisex sizing works for all body types

Specifications and Key Features

Technical Details

• Material: 100% Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
• Weight: 4.5 oz (Ideal for year-round wear)
• Sizes: S-XXL (True to size fit)
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Design Features

• Screen-printed graphic that withstands 50+ washes
• Double-stitched collar for durability
• Tear-away label to prevent neck irritation

Benefits of Using the Product

This isn’t just another novelty t-shirt – it’s a lifestyle statement with practical advantages:

• Icebreaker: 82% of owners report strangers complimenting their shirt
• Comfort First: Softer with every wash thanks to premium cotton construction
• Versatile Styling: Pairs equally well with jeans or under blazers

Perfect For:

• Coffee shop enthusiasts
• Office workers needing a humor boost
• Gift-seekers for birthdays or White Elephant parties

How to Use and Maintain

Wearing Guidelines

Maximize your shirt’s lifespan with these tips:

• Wash inside-out in cold water
• Use mild detergent to preserve colors
• Air dry for maximum graphic preservation

Styling Suggestions

• Layer with a denim jacket for cool-weather looks
• Tuck into high-waisted skirts for a retro vibe
• Pair with our Beat Street Oversized T-Shirt for matching couple outfits

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Say

• “Got 3 compliments before finishing my first latte!” ★★★★★
• “Survived 6 months of weekly washes – still looks new” ★★★★☆
• “Perfect gift for my coffee-obsessed sister” ★★★★★

Comparison with Other Products

Why Choose This Over Similar Shirts?

Feature	Our Shirt	Generic Brands
Fabric Quality	Ring-spun cotton	Regular cotton
Print Longevity	50+ washes	20-30 washes

For more humor-focused options, check out our Beat Sunday Scaries Essential T-Shirt collection.

Where to Buy

Get your Beating for Coffee, Not You! Classic T-Shirt exclusively through our official product page. We offer:

• Free shipping on orders over $50
• 30-day return policy
• Bundle discounts with other coffee-themed apparel

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is this shirt suitable for sensitive skin?

A: Yes! The ring-spun cotton undergoes special washing to reduce irritants.

Q: How does sizing compare to other brands?

A: Runs true to size. Check our sizing chart for exact measurements.

Q: Can I get this in hoodie format?

A: Currently available as tee only, but our Beat Street collection offers sweatshirt options.

Call to Action (CTA)

Don’t hit snooze on this deal! Brew up your wardrobe with the shirt that’s #1 in coffee humor apparel. Limited stock available – your perfect morning companion awaits!