Before coffee I am 17% alive Classic T-Shirt

Before coffee I am 17% alive Classic T-Shirt

Product Introduction

Are you a coffee lover who feels incomplete before your first cup? The Before coffee I am 17% alive Classic T-Shirt is the perfect wearable meme for caffeine enthusiasts. This cleverly designed shirt combines humor, comfort, and style, making it an instant conversation starter at coffee shops, offices, or weekend hangouts.

Whether you’re gifting it to a java-obsessed friend or treating yourself, this tee captures that universal pre-caffeine zombie mode we all experience. Pair it with our Before Classic T-Shirt for a matching set of morning humor.

Specifications and Key Features

Technical Details

• Material: 100% premium cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fit: Classic unisex cut (not too tight, not too boxy)
• Print: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology for vibrant, long-lasting designs
• Sizes: XS-5XL (including tall sizes)
• Colors: 15+ options from classic black to coffee-inspired hues

Design Highlights

• Witty text in bold, easy-to-read font
• Subtle coffee stain artwork around the percentage symbol
• Tagless neck label for scratch-free comfort

Benefits of Using the Product

1. Instant Mood Booster

This shirt turns your morning grumpiness into a relatable joke. The 17% alive percentage perfectly captures that pre-coffee feeling we all recognize.

2. Premium Comfort

Made with breathable cotton, it’s ideal for all-day wear. The fabric softens with each wash while maintaining its shape – perfect for pairing with your favorite beetles Classic T-Shirt on laundry day.

3. Durable Quality

Unlike cheap screen prints that crack, our DTG technology ensures the design stays vibrant through 50+ washes.

How to Use and Maintain

Washing Instructions

• Machine wash cold (inside out)
• Use mild detergent
• Tumble dry low or line dry

Styling Tips

• Layer under blazers for “casual Friday” humor
• Pair with jeans for coffee dates
• Wear to breweries as a conversation starter

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Say

• “Got 3 compliments before finishing my latte!” ★★★★★
• “So soft I want to sleep in it (but coffee first)” ★★★★★
• “Survived 10 washes – still looks new” ★★★★★

Comparison with Other Products

Before Classic T-Shirt

While our Before Classic T-Shirt features minimalist text, the 17% alive version adds playful graphics for extra personality.

Beetles Collection

Fans of our Beetles Beatles Classic T-Shirt will appreciate similar quality with coffee-themed humor instead of music nostalgia.

Where to Buy

Get your official Before coffee I am 17% alive Classic T-Shirt exclusively at VUShirt.com. We offer:

• Free shipping on orders over $50
• 30-day returns
• Secure checkout

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How does sizing compare to other brands?

A: Our shirts run true-to-size. Check our detailed size chart against your favorite brand.

Q: Is the design peel-off resistant?

A: Yes! The DTG printing bonds with fabric fibers for exceptional durability.

Q: Do you offer bulk discounts?

A: Absolutely – perfect for coffee shop staff uniforms or group gifts.

Call to Action (CTA)

Don’t stay at 17% alive – boost your wardrobe with the ultimate coffee lover’s tee! Click here to claim yours before the next coffee break. Need more laughs? Explore our quirky beetle-themed tees while you’re here!