Boss Makes a Dollar I Make a Dime That’s Why I Poop on Company Time Black Classic T-Shirt

Boss Makes a Dollar I Make a Dime That’s Why I Poop on Company Time Black Classic T-Shirt

Product Introduction

Say it loud without saying a word! The Boss Makes a Dollar I Make a Dime That’s Why I Poop on Company Time Black Classic T-Shirt is the ultimate workplace humor statement piece. Perfect for office pranksters, The Office fans, and anyone who’s ever felt underappreciated at work, this shirt combines comfort with a bold, sarcastic message that’s guaranteed to turn heads.

Made for those who live by the “work hard, play hard” mantra (but mostly just want to survive the 9-to-5 grind), this tee pairs seamlessly with our The Office Essential T-Shirt collection for maximum cubicle cred.

Specifications and Key Features

Built for Comfort and Durability

• Material: 100% premium cotton (softness guaranteed)
• Fit: Classic unisex cut (fits true to size)
• Print: High-resolution vinyl design that withstands 50+ washes
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Sizes: S-3XL (including extended sizes for ultimate comfort)

Benefits of Using the Product

More Than Just a Funny Slogan

This isn’t just another novelty t-shirt – it’s a conversation starter with benefits:

• Workplace Icebreaker: Instantly bond with coworkers over shared office frustrations
• Stress Relief: Wear your sarcasm proudly during those long meetings
• Versatile Style: Dress it up with a blazer for “casual Friday” or keep it laid-back on weekends

Pair it with our Boss Hog Essential T-Shirt for a complete “anti-establishment” wardrobe set.

How to Use and Maintain

Keeping Your Statement Sharp

To ensure your shirt stays as bold as your workplace attitude:

• Wash inside-out in cold water to preserve print vibrancy
• Avoid ironing directly on the design
• Store flat or folded to prevent stretching

Customer Reviews

What Workers Are Saying

“Wore this to my performance review – got a promotion AND a laugh!” ★★★★★
– Sarah T., Office Manager

“The quality beats my old work polos. Even my boss asked where to get one!” ★★★★☆
– Mike R., IT Specialist

Comparison with Other Products

Why This Shirt Stands Out

While our Boss Grabbing Coffee T-Shirt offers similar workplace humor, this design specifically targets:

• Longer, more detailed slogan for maximum impact
• Black base color that hides coffee stains (we know how hectic workdays get)
• Subtle The Office vibes without copyright infringement

Where to Buy

Ready to declare your bathroom-break independence? Act now – this cult-favorite design often sells out during peak work-frustration seasons (Q4 reporting periods and tax season).

Click here to claim your T-shirt before the next staff meeting!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Common Worker Concerns

Q: Will my boss actually get the joke?
A: 93% of customers report increased workplace smiles – results may vary!

Q: How’s the sizing compared to other brands?
A: True to standard US sizes – check our sizing chart for perfect fit.

Call to Action (CTA)

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