Ea-Nasir’s Fine Quality Copper Ingots – Funny Bronze Age History Meme Classic T-Shirt

Product Introduction

Step into ancient Mesopotamia with the Ea-Nasir’s Fine Quality Copper Ingots T-Shirt, a hilarious nod to history’s oldest customer complaint. Inspired by a 3,800-year-old Babylonian clay tablet, this shirt celebrates Ea-Nasir, the world’s first documented shady merchant. Perfect for history buffs, meme lovers, and anyone who appreciates witty humor, this design combines vintage aesthetics with modern comfort. Whether you’re attending a lecture or cracking jokes at a party, this tee turns a Bronze Age scandal into a conversation starter.

Specifications and Key Features

• Material: 100% Premium Cotton (Breathable & Soft)
• Sizes: S-XXL (Unisex Fit)
• Colors: Classic Black, Stone Wash Blue, Ancient Papyrus White
• Print: Durable Screen Printing (Fade-Resistant)
• Design: Front-Facing “Fine Quality Copper Ingots” Text + Cuneiform-Style Art

Benefits of Using the Product

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a statement piece. The lightweight cotton fabric ensures all-day comfort, while the retro design bridges ancient history and internet culture. Unlike generic graphic tees, this shirt sparks curiosity and laughs, making it ideal for:

• History classrooms or museum visits
• Meme-themed parties or comic conventions
• Gifts for archaeology students or sarcastic friends

How to Use and Maintain

To keep your shirt looking as pristine as a Mesopotamian artifact:

• Machine wash cold (inside out) with similar colors
• Air dry or tumble dry on low heat
• Iron on medium (avoid direct contact with print)

Pro Tip: Pair it with jeans for casual outings or layer under a blazer for “smart casual” historical flair.

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Ea-Nasir would hate how much attention this shirt gets—10/10!” – Liam, History Major

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Finally, a tee that matches my love for ancient memes. The print quality is legit!” – Sarah, Reddit User

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Comfy fit, but I wish it came in a hoodie version!” – Alex, Meme Enthusiast

Comparison with Other Products

While our EA Sports Meme V-Neck caters to gamers, the Ea-Nasir shirt offers a unique blend of educational humor. Unlike the FC 24 Classic T-Shirt, which focuses on modern sports, our Bronze Age design appeals to niche audiences craving intellectual laughs. For more options, explore our sports-themed collection.

Where to Buy

Ready to wear history? Grab your Ea-Nasir’s Fine Quality Copper Ingots T-Shirt exclusively at VuShirt.com. Limited stock available—don’t let Nanni down!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is the sizing unisex?
A: Yes! Check our size chart for measurements.

Q: How long does shipping take?
A: 3-5 business days (US), 7-14 days internationally.

Q: Can I return it if the quality is… suspiciously Ea-Nasir?
A: We guarantee 100% satisfaction—returns accepted within 30 days.

Call to Action (CTA)

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