Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt: A Witty Wardrobe Essential

Product Introduction

If you’re a fan of wordplay, nature-inspired humor, and cozy apparel, the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt is your perfect match. This cleverly designed sweatshirt combines a cheeky twist on language with everyday comfort, making it a standout addition to any casual wardrobe. Whether you’re a bird enthusiast, a pun aficionado, or simply someone who appreciates unique fashion, this sweatshirt delivers laughs and laid-back style in equal measure.

Why This Design Stands Out

The phrase “Attempted Murder” plays on the collective noun for crows—a “murder”—while adding a humorous edge that sparks curiosity. Printed in bold, eye-catching typography, this design is ideal for sparking conversations and showcasing your love for clever humor. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or joggers for a look that’s as comfortable as it is conversation-worthy.

Specifications and Key Features

Material & Comfort

• Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for lightweight warmth
• Weight: Mid-weight (8 oz) – perfect for layering
• Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed, standard cut
• Care: Machine-washable; resistant to shrinking/fading

Design Details

• Screen-printed graphic for long-lasting vibrancy
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
• Kangaroo pocket for practicality and added warmth
• Available in 6 colors (black, heather gray, navy, olive, burgundy, white)

Benefits of Using the Product

Humor Meets Fashion

This sweatshirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a statement. The witty design appeals to:

• Birdwatchers and nature lovers
• Fans of dark humor and wordplay
• Those who enjoy geeky or niche fashion

Year-Round Versatility

From crisp autumn days to chilly summer evenings, its breathable fabric makes it suitable for multiple seasons. Layer it under a jacket during winter or wear it solo during transitional weather.

Perfect for Gifting

Looking for a gift that stands out? Pair this sweatshirt with the matching Attempted Murder Crow Pun T-Shirt for a coordinated laugh-out-loud ensemble.

How to Use and Maintain

Styling Tips

• Casual Outings: Pair with jeans and sneakers for coffee runs or errands
• Geeky Events: Wear to comic cons or trivia nights to attract fellow pun lovers
• Layering: Add a denim jacket or flannel shirt for extra style points

Care Instructions

• Wash inside-out in cold water to preserve print quality
• Tumble dry on low heat or air-dry
• Avoid ironing directly on the graphic

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Are Saying

• “Got stopped THREE TIMES at the park asking about my sweatshirt. 10/10 conversation starter!” – Jamie L.
• “Super soft and true to size. Love that the print hasn’t cracked after multiple washes.” – Priya R.
• “Bought this for my sister who’s a wildlife biologist—she hasn’t taken it off since!” – Alex M.

Comparison with Other Products

Why Choose This Over Similar Designs?

• Higher Quality Print: Unlike cheaper alternatives, our screen-printing ensures no peeling
• Better Fit: The unisex cut works for all body types compared to boxy competitors
• Expanded Color Range: More options than basic black/white offerings

Prefer a lighter option? Check out our crow collective noun T-shirt for summer-friendly humor.

Where to Buy

Available exclusively through our official store to ensure authenticity and quality. Limited stock alert: Popular sizes tend to sell out quickly during holiday seasons!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is this sweatshirt true to size?

Yes! We recommend ordering your usual size for a classic fit. Check our size guide for detailed measurements.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 1-2 business days. Delivery times vary by location (3-7 days domestically, 7-14 days internationally).

Can I return it if the size doesn’t fit?

Absolutely! We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy.

Call to Action (CTA)

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Love the design but want more options? Explore our full range of crow-themed apparel for matching sets or alternative styles!