Attempted Murder Funny Crow Bird T-Shirt (Black Text) Classic T-Shirt: The Ultimate Dark Humor Wardrobe Essential

Product Introduction

For fans of dark humor and avian mischief, the Attempted Murder Funny Crow Bird T-Shirt (Black Text) Classic T-Shirt is a must-have statement piece. This cleverly designed tee combines witty wordplay with bold graphics, featuring a crow accompanied by the phrase “Attempted Murder” – a brilliant nod to the collective term for these intelligent birds. Perfect for casual wear, themed parties, or surprising fellow bird enthusiasts, this shirt delivers laughs while maintaining everyday comfort.

Why This Design Stands Out

Unlike generic graphic tees, this design merges:

• Niche humor for true crime and nature lovers
• High-contrast graphics that remain visible after washing
• Conversation-starting potential at social gatherings

Specifications and Key Features

Premium Construction Details

Built for comfort and durability:

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Weight: 5.3 oz (lightweight yet opaque)
• Fit: Classic unisex cut (sizes S-5XL available)
• Print: Direct-to-garment technology for crisp details

Design Specifications

• Front-only print measuring 12″ x 10″
• Rubber-free tearaway label for comfort
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention

Benefits of Wearing This Crow T-Shirt

More Than Just a Joke

This funny crow T-shirt offers:

• Instant icebreaker: Sparks conversations about wordplay and corvid intelligence
• Versatile styling: Pairs equally well with jeans or layered under blazers
• Long-lasting quality: Withstands 50+ washes without fading

How to Use and Maintain Your Graphic Tee

Care Instructions for Longevity

• Wash inside-out in cold water
• Use mild detergent and avoid bleach
• Tumble dry low or air dry
• Iron on reverse side (medium heat)

Customer Reviews: What Wearers Say

“Got stopped three times while wearing this at the park – everyone loves the clever murder/crow pun! The fit is perfect.” ★★★★★

– Sarah M., Ornithology Student

“Surprisingly soft fabric. The print hasn’t cracked after 10 washes. Bought the matching hoodie too!” ★★★★☆

– Jason T., Comedy Writer

Comparison with Similar Products

Why Choose This Over Other Designs?

Feature	This T-Shirt	Generic Competitors
Fabric Quality	Premium ring-spun cotton	Basic combed cotton
Print Longevity	50+ washes	20-30 washes
Size Range	S-5XL	S-XL only

Explore our Essential T-Shirt version for a slightly heavier fabric option.

Where to Buy

Available exclusively through our official store with these guarantees:

• Free worldwide shipping on orders over $50
• 30-day return policy
• Secure checkout options

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How does the sizing compare to other brands?

A: Runs true to size – consult our detailed sizing chart for exact measurements.

Q: Is this appropriate for work environments?

A: While the humor is clever rather than graphic, we recommend checking your workplace dress code first.

Q: Do you offer bulk discounts?

A: Yes! Contact our team for orders of 10+ units.

Final Call to Action

Don’t miss your chance to own this viral-worthy tee! Limited stock available due to high demand.

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Love dark humor? Check out our text-only version for a more subtle look!