Attempted Murder Funny Crow Bird T-Shirt (White Text) Essential T-Shirt

Product Introduction

Looking for a conversation-starting tee that combines humor, style, and comfort? The Attempted Murder Funny Crow Bird T-Shirt (White Text) Essential T-Shirt delivers bold laughs with its clever crow-themed design. Featuring a mischievous crow illustration and the phrase “Attempted Murder” in crisp white text, this shirt is perfect for nature lovers, true crime enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates dark humor.

Made from premium materials and available in multiple sizes, this essential tee is designed to become your go-to statement piece. Click here to claim yours today before it flies off the shelves!

Specifications and Key Features

Premium Construction

• 100% cotton fabric for breathable comfort
• Classic unisex fit (sizes S-3XL)
• Double-stitched seams for durability

Design Details

• Vibrant direct-to-garment (DTG) print
• Crisp white text contrasts perfectly with all base colors
• Wash-resistant graphics that maintain sharpness

Benefits of Using the Product

Instant Mood Booster

This Essential T-Shirt turns heads and sparks conversations wherever you go. The clever crow pun works equally well at comedy clubs, birdwatching meetups, or casual Fridays at work.

All-Day Comfort

Our classic essential tee formula ensures:

• Soft hand-feel that improves with washing
• Moisture-wicking properties
• Tagless neckline to prevent irritation

How to Use and Maintain

Washing Instructions

To preserve your Attempted Murder T-Shirt:

• Machine wash cold inside-out
• Use mild detergent
• Tumble dry low or air dry

Styling Tips

Pair this statement tee with:

• Denim jackets for casual outings
• Blazers for ironic office wear
• Matching black-text version for couple outfits

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Say

“Wore this to my true crime book club – we couldn’t stop laughing!” ★★★★★

“The softest funny tee I own. Washed 10+ times, still looks new.” ★★★★★

Comparison with Other Products

White Text vs Black Text Versions

Feature	White Text Tee	Black Text Version
Text Visibility	Pops on dark colors	Subtle on light colors

Where to Buy

Get your authentic Attempted Murder Funny Crow Bird T-Shirt exclusively through our VuShirt store. Beware of counterfeit versions – only genuine VuShirt products guarantee premium quality and long-lasting prints.

Frequently Asked Questions

How’s the sizing?

True to size with 5% pre-shrunk cotton. When in doubt, consult our size guide.

Do you offer international shipping?

Yes! We ship worldwide with 3-5 day express options.

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