Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt: A Witty Wardrobe Essential

Product Introduction

If you love wordplay, nature, and cozy apparel, the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt is your perfect match. This cleverly designed sweatshirt combines humor with comfort, featuring the playful phrase “Attempted Murder” alongside an illustration of crows—a nod to the collective noun “a murder of crows.” Ideal for casual outings, birdwatching events, or simply lounging at home, this sweatshirt is a conversation starter that blends style and wit.

Why Choose This Sweatshirt?

This isn’t just another graphic sweatshirt. It’s a celebration of linguistic creativity and avian charm. Whether you’re a pun enthusiast, a bird lover, or someone who appreciates unique apparel, this piece offers:

• A unique design that stands out in a crowd
• Lightweight fabric for year-round comfort
• Versatile styling for casual or themed occasions

Specifications and Key Features

Material & Construction

Crafted for durability and comfort, this sweatshirt includes:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for softness and breathability
• Double-needle stitching for reinforced seams
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit

Design Details

• Vibrant, fade-resistant print of crows and text
• Available in sizes S–XXL
• Machine-washable for easy care

Benefits of Using the Product

1. Humor Meets Fashion

The Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt turns heads with its clever wordplay. It’s perfect for sparking conversations at parks, cafes, or social gatherings.

2. All-Season Comfort

Unlike bulky sweatshirts, this lightweight design is ideal for layering in cooler months or wearing solo during breezy evenings.

3. Eco-Friendly Appeal

Pair it with jeans, joggers, or even skirts for a laid-back yet stylish look. Check out our Crows Collective Noun Pun Classic T-Shirt for a matching ensemble!

How to Use and Maintain

Styling Tips

• Layer over a collared shirt for a smart-casual vibe
• Pair with neutral tones to let the design pop

Care Instructions

• Wash inside-out in cold water
• Tumble dry on low or air-dry to preserve print quality
• Avoid ironing directly on the design

Customer Reviews

What Buyers Are Saying

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I wore this to a birding event, and everyone loved it! So soft and true to size.” – Sarah L.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The pun is genius, and the fabric is perfect for fall. Already eyeing the matching T-shirt version!” – Mark T.

Comparison with Other Products

Vs. Classic T-Shirts

While our Crows Collective Noun Pun Classic T-Shirt offers the same design in a lighter fabric, the sweatshirt provides extra warmth and a relaxed fit.

Vs. Heavyweight Hoodies

This sweatshirt is thinner than traditional hoodies, making it better suited for mild weather or indoor use.

Where to Buy

Ready to embrace the pun? Purchase the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt exclusively at VuShirt’s official store. Limited stock available!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is this sweatshirt unisex?

Yes! The design and sizing cater to all genders.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 5–7 business days in the US.

Can I return it if it doesn’t fit?

Absolutely! We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy.

Call to Action (CTA)

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