Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt

Product Introduction

If you love wordplay, nature, and cozy apparel, the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt is your perfect match. This cleverly designed sweatshirt combines humor with comfort, featuring a playful twist on the collective noun for crows—a “murder.” Whether you’re a bird enthusiast, a pun aficionado, or someone who appreciates unique fashion statements, this sweatshirt is designed to turn heads and spark conversations.

Why This Design Stands Out

The phrase “Attempted Murder” paired with an illustration of crows creates a witty visual pun that’s both intellectual and approachable. It’s more than just clothing—it’s a conversation starter that showcases your personality and sense of humor.

Specifications and Key Features

Premium Quality Materials

• Fabric: 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend for breathability and durability.
• Weight: Lightweight (7.5 oz) for year-round comfort.
• Fit: Unisex sizing with a relaxed, modern cut.

Design Details

• Vibrant, fade-resistant print using eco-friendly inks.
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit.
• Kangaroo pocket for practicality and warmth.

Versatile Styling

Pair this sweatshirt with jeans for a casual look or layer it under a jacket for outdoor adventures. Its neutral color options (black, heather gray, navy) ensure it complements any wardrobe.

Benefits of Using the Product

• Comfort First: The soft, breathable fabric keeps you cozy without overheating.
• Unique Expression: Stand out with a design that’s equal parts clever and stylish.
• Durability: Reinforced stitching and high-quality materials ensure long-lasting wear.

For fans of quirky apparel, check out our Classic T-Shirt version of this design.

How to Use and Maintain

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold inside out to preserve print quality.
• Tumble dry low or air dry to prevent shrinkage.
• Avoid ironing directly on the design.

Styling Tips

Layer with a collared shirt for a smart-casual vibe or wear it solo for weekend errands. Explore our other color variants to match your personal style.

Customer Reviews

“A Hit at Parties!”

“I’ve gotten so many compliments on this sweatshirt! The print is sharp, and the fit is perfect.” – Jamie L.

“Perfect Gift for Bird Lovers”

“My sister adored the punny design. She wears it to her birdwatching club meetings!” – Ryan T.

Comparison with Other Products

While our slim-fit variant offers a tailored look, this standard-cut sweatshirt prioritizes comfort. Unlike generic graphic sweatshirts, our design uses higher-grade printing techniques to ensure longevity.

Where to Buy

Ready to embrace the pun? Purchase the Attempted Murder, Crows Collective Noun Pun Lightweight Sweatshirt exclusively at VuShirt’s official store.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is this sweatshirt true to size?

Yes! Refer to our sizing chart for measurements. For a fitted look, consider sizing down.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders arrive within 3–5 business days in the U.S. International shipping available.

Can I return the product if it doesn’t fit?

Absolutely! We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy.

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